Purse Contents - This is Ridiculous!

My friend Carissa tagged me with this little game. The idea is to empty my purse and take a picture so that the entire blog world can see what a slob I am! First, I must say that I have never liked big purses but in recent years have given in to carrying them so I wouldn't have to carry a diaper bag also! This is why I don't like big purses: Do you see how much junk is in that thing!!!

• black coin purse - empty
• wallet (love that thing!!)
• disposable camera with like 5 pictures left on it from Christmas time (did I mention that I hate disposable cameras!)
• granola bar
• check book
• blue mini purse with unmentionables
• 25 tubes of toothpaste - what?
• best sunglasses in the world - paid $3 at Dollar General
• WIC vouchers
• Albertson's store ad from 2 weeks ago
• stack of receipts
• coupon for Kohl's with credit card attached and never plan on using (only got it to get a discount)
• wallet size family and kid pics from 2 years ago
• business card from a manager at McD's good for a value meal because they screwed up royally on my order and I kind of threw a stink (I hardly ever go there but every time I do they screw up my order!)
• a half used napkin and empty Extra gum package (and other various pieces of trash)
• pack of Trident chewing gum
• cough drops
• library cards for the whole family (those red square things)
• cheapy lip balm from $ Tree and really yummy hot cocoa lip balm from Old Navy!
• hand lotion bought on clearance at walmart
• tube of lipstick.... not really. it's my "Kiss Off" pepper spray. Clever, huh?
• 2 ink pens

So, there you have it! At least now my purse is cleaned out! By the way, if you can guess why I had 25 tubes of toothpaste in my purse I'll send you a special gift. If you were present when I acquired them (or I told you) please refrain from "guessing". I think it will be fun to see some of your ideas! Shelley, babe, I tag you! Roxie you're it too!!