Wouldn't it be great if while you were gone for the weekend embarrassing yourself on The Water Ride of Death and The Roller Coaster of Torture, Sis. Jones and Sis. Smith broke into your house through your bedroom window (unbeknownst to the house key hidden by the front door) and dug around in your nasty overflowing garage for some paint while calling you and lying about someone from the ward wanting to give you some extra paint but they thought that they weren't really your colors and by the way what are your colors because we're secretly in your house right now and can't find the paint that you wanted to use to paint your entry way and hallway. And wouldn't it be great if they find it and paint the entry way and hallway and then they proceeded to clean the rest of your house and finish all of your laundry! Man, wouldn't that be great?!! Of course this didn't really happen because they might get in some trouble because they're missionaries and because breaking and entering is against the law... I'm just sayin'!
Names have been changed to protect the guilty innocent!
**Side note: Wouldn't it be awful if they used your high dollar paint that was meant for your cabinets because they weren't able to find the $5 gallon of mistint that you picked up from the local hardware store specifically for this job? Nahhh, who cares!
4 comments:
Those rascally missionaries!
That is so AWESOME!!!
If someone is planning on breaking into my house I hope that I have luck like you!!!! HA!
How sweet. You've got some great missionaries!
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