My Old Wife

Hello. This is Geoff (husband of Steph) with an interesting letter we received a few days ago congratulating Steph on the celebration of her 65th birthday. As you know, we are not getting any younger. We are more creaky, more tired, more cantankerous, and more set in our ways with every passing year. Like many other aging people, we really don't appreciate references to our aging process which remind us how old we are getting. So thanks, AARP, for officially welcoming my wife into the ranks of the elderly! Please send us Centrum Silver for Christmas.